Okay girls I'm very sorry for letting this out. But since boys continuously gloat about their overly publicized bro code, I cannot resist letting this out. So here goes,
We don't just talk about you. We collectively decide what to message you. We collectively analyze the things you say. We have meetings and analyse your mixed signals.
We discuss your idiocracies. And those cryptic texts you sometimes send us, we have multiple theories about those.
We sometimes discuss your odd behaviour in bed. Because we want to be absolutely sure that its not just us who finds it odd.
We also send plenty of screenshots. So if you try to act sneaky and flirt with one of your girlfriend’s friends, you can be certain that she has sent a screenshot to your girlfriend.
When fighting or arguing with her, have you ever noticed that you're losing the battle and she is slaying you like a fruit ninja? Have you ever paused to ask yourself why?
You're not just arguing with her, but her entire girl clan. And even if your girlfriend is not quick witted, one of her friends certainly will be.
And women remember everything. So if you ask for space or make some lousy demand of the said nature,
Your girlfriend's whatsapp groups will more or less implode and breakout into the following thread:
"Ask him why he called you over a dozen times when we went out for dinner last Saturday. What about your space?"
"Ask him why he told off your neighbour for messaging you. Didn't he respect your space?"
and so forth…
You'll be left zapped at the mammoth amount of information and examples from the past she will draw out and highlight.
If you say something stupid like, "your friend Sheila looks like a fish" or "Does your friend Naina know that she has a beard?"
Your girlfriend may giggle it off at that moment, but should you ever piss her off, she will go and tell her friends what you said. They will then collectively discuss how shallow you are.
Some of us also have a girl code bond with our mothers. So if you act controlling, overtly possessive, unreasonably demanding or in any way show signs of behavioural traits that belonged to men of the previous generation. Rest assured, her Mother doesn’t like you. And God help you if you make her cry herself to sleep. Mother’s have supersonic radars that detect such nocturnal release of eye fluid. Mothers do not take such things lightly.
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