Every Whatsapp status is a secret message for someone.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. ( whatsapp funny status 2023 )
Life is like an ice cream Enjoy it before it melts.
Dear stress, let’s break up.
If you are BAD then I am your DAD.
Read books instead of reading my status! ( Funny status for whatsapp )
God is really creative, I mean just look at me.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( whatsapp funny status 2023 )
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people…. Together!
Life is too short, Don’t waste it reading my Status…. ( new whatsapp status )
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
Not always Available.. Try your luck. ( status for whatsapp )
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I love my Haters, they make me Famous.
I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile. ( Funny whatsapp status 2023 )
When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”
Battery low, please disturb later. ( whatsapp funny status 2023 )
All my life I thought the air was free… until I bought a bag of chips.
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome. ( whatsapp funny status 2023 )
I don’t have attitude problem. I have an attitude. The problem is yours.
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So it’s fun.
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
I am blood type O-positive, which I remember by staying ‘optimistic positive.’
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
Life is too short to waste on hating other people. (Funny whatsapp status 2023)
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
I didn’t lose my mind…. I just sold it online!
Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
Everybody is so happy….I hate that. (Funny whatsapp status 2023)
It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.
I love listening to L I E S when I know the T R U T H.
I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U. ( Funny status for whatsapp )
Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too.
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