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We have selected here Latest Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with pictures. Let’s enjoy…
1. ABOUT BUYING A TRAIN
Aik Arbi Sheikh Sahib ka Beta Germany perhny gia
Kuch arsa baad uss ne Waldein ko khat likha
"Berlun shahr bahot khoob surat hai,
University bhi umda hai
Laiken jab min apni Gold Ferrari (precious car)
per University aata hon to ajeeb sa lagta hai
Q K baqi class fellows aur mery professors tak
sub train min aaty hin"
Kuch arsa baad Waldein ki taraf se jawabi khat mila
"Goroon ki trainon ka taana de ker hamara dil mat jalao,
Tumhary account min 10 Million transfer ker diay hin"
'Kal se tum bhi apni train khareed ker safar kerna sharoo kro'
2. ABOUT BLOOD DONATION TO AN ARABIC
Aik Sheikh ne khoon de ker aik Arbi ki jaan bachai...
Arbi ne usy BMW car gift di..
Kuch arsy baad Arbi ko pher khoon ki zaroorat hoi !!
To Sheikh ne pher khoon dia...
Is bar Arbi ne usy Ding Dong Bubble ka packet gift kia
Sheikh (ghussy se):
"Mercedes Q Nahi Di ??"
Arbi: Ya Habibi ! ab hamari ragon min bhi Sheikh ka khoon dorr raha hai...!!!
3. ABOUT LOAD SHEDDING
Sheikh Sahab ki Faryaad
O! Wapda walo Zalmo !!
Kisi aur ka nahi to uss
Masoom Janwar ka hi Khayal ker lo
Jo Qurbani k baad Freezer min
Aaram ker raha hai
4. ABOUT DIALOGUE BETWEEN SHEIKH AND HIS GOAT WHILE IN DREAM
Aik Sheikh ne Bakra Eid k 6 mah baad khawab dekha
K Jannat min sub Bakry khel rahy hin
Magar uss ka Bakra baitha hua hai
Sheikh ne Bakry se poocha:
Oey! Tu Q Nahi Uth K Khelta??
Bakra: Sheikh sahab! meri aik Taang abi tak ap k freezer min parri hai...
Mein teen Tangoon k sath kesy kheloon ???
5. ABOUT QUARREL BETWEEN PATHAN AND ARABIC
Aik Arbi Bath room min
Phone ker raha tha
Pathan ne suna to Arbi ko bahot mara
Logon ne marny ki waja poochi
to kehny laga:
Ye Pagal andar Tilawat ker raha tha
6. ABOUT CUTTING HAIR
Aik Sheikh sahab Bachy ko le ker Hajam ki dukan per gai
Sheikh ne baal banwaiy, shave kerwai, aur Hajam se kaha:
"Tum iss Bachy k baal kato, min sabzi le ker ata hon"
Hajam ne bachy k baal kaat diay, laiken Sheikh wapas na aya
Kafi der guzar gai to Hajam ne bachy se poocha:
Tumhary Abu kahan chaly gai??
Bacha bola: wo mery Abu to nahi thy...
Hajam: to pher wo kon thy??
Bacha pata nahi...Mein gali min khel raha tha, ye aadmi aya
aur bola:
Aao! Mein tumhary baal muft min katwa don....hahaha
7. ABOUT EATING SWEETS
Gahak (buyer) Sheikh k Betay se:
Tumhari mithai ki dukan hi,
Tumhara Dil nahi kerta mithai khany ko?
Sheikh Bacha: Uncle! Dil to bahot kerta hi
Magar Abu rass gullay gin ker jaty hin
Issliay choos choos ker rakh deta hon.....
8. ABOUT GIVING DONATION FOR SWIMMING POOL
Must watch....👇
7. ABOUT EATING SWEETS
Gahak (buyer) Sheikh k Betay se:
Tumhari mithai ki dukan hi,
Tumhara Dil nahi kerta mithai khany ko?
Sheikh Bacha: Uncle! Dil to bahot kerta hi
Magar Abu rass gullay gin ker jaty hin
Issliay choos choos ker rakh deta hon.....
8. ABOUT GIVING DONATION FOR SWIMMING POOL
Sheikh: Beta! darwazy pe kon hai?
Beta: Swimming Pool k liay
Chanda mang rahy hin
Sheikh: Kia deny lagy ho?
b: Aik glass Paani...
Sheikh: Shabash Beta!
'Saath walay k nalkay se dena'
9. ABOUT EATING PINE NUTS (CHILGOZA)
Aik Sheikh Sahab
Chilgozay kha rahy thy
Beevi boli: Mujhy bhi chakhao !!
Sheikh ne aik chilgoza dia
Beevi: Bas aik ??
Haan! baqi sab ka bhi
Issi jaisa zaiqa hai.......hahaha
10. ABOUT MOBILE BALANCE TRANSFER
Sheikh ki Beevi ne shohar ko phone kia
K min hawai jahaz min hon
Wo kharab ho gia hi...
Aur girnay wala hai, min kia kron?
Sheikh: To pher aik kaam kro
Ab aur to kuch nahi ho sakta
Bas jaldi se apna Balance
Mery number per transfer ker do.....
Must watch....👇
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