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Earning Doulat from Internet :D
Can't Talk, in Washroom :)
I'm under construction.
Fatal Error - Restarting.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Crazy Whatsapp Satus
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
Study Whatsapp Status
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Lolz Funny Whatsapp Status
I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy
Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different
Inspiring Funny Status
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Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday
Friction is a drag
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
A man is as young as the woman he feels
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My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery
I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a dayThe only time success comes before work is in dictionary
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday
There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it
