Now that we have a nice new kitchen...

Mom (while making a meal plan in MacGourmet and sipping on a cup of coffee):  "Captain, can you go ask Daddy if he has any meal requests for next week?"

Captain to Dad:  "Daddy, Mom wants to know if you have any mail requests."

Dad:  "Ummm. No, I don't have any mail requests."

Captain to Mom:  "He said he doesn't have any mail."

Mom:  "No, does he have any MEAL requests?"

Captain to Dad:  "Mom, meant MEAL requests.   It's hard to understand her when she's drinking..."